Paris the Publicist

The latest celeb trash talk is that Britney Spears can't find a publicist, that no one will hire her because she's such a mess. I've also heard she travels with a couple therapists. But instead of trying to clean herself up and build a better image Spears seems to have teamed up with party queen Paris Hilton and has been spotted all over town painting the town trash...oh i mean red. All that being said Britney does have a thing or two to learn from the scenster queen. Paris easily propelled herself into superstardom and it wasn't because of talent. Paris built her persona on intrigue, something that Britney is really lacking. And they say all publicity is good publicity, but Britney has even proved that wrong.

She's had a bumpy ride ever since her first video "Hit Me Baby One More Time" perfectly positioned her as an innocent schoolgirl with sex appeal. She became every man's fantasy. It was a dichotomy even Madonna couldn't nail. Problem is Britney, as much as they tried to sex her up, was still this silly little school girl doing interviews in rooms full of dolls and teddy bears - and now she's still the same immature girl giving off more of a wannabe vibe than - what worked for her in her video - the eternally appealing good girl gone to the bad side (ala Kate Moss).

Paris has never been a good girl and doesn't apologize for it. She knows trash sells - and I don't mean Britney's trailer trash style (can someone get her a stylist?). It might be too late for Britney - no one wants to see a mom of 2 kids out on the town every night - but if anyone can show Britney the ins and outs of how to get somewhere from nowhere it's Paris. Look at this silly picture of them together - Paris even looks like she's dotting on her. Paris, help her, please. No one else will.