Paris the Publicist
She's had a bumpy ride ever since her first video "Hit Me Baby One More Time" perfectly positioned her as an innocent schoolgirl with sex appeal. She became every man's fantasy. It was a dichotomy even Madonna couldn't nail. Problem is Britney, as much as they tried to sex her up, was still this silly little school girl doing interviews in rooms full of dolls and teddy bears - and now she's still the same immature girl giving off more of a wannabe vibe than - what worked for her in her video - the eternally appealing good girl gone to the bad side (ala Kate Moss).
Paris has never been a good girl and doesn't apologize for it. She knows trash sells - and I don't mean Britney's trailer trash style (can someone get her a stylist?). It might be too late for Britney - no one wants to see a mom of 2 kids out on the town every night - but if anyone can show Britney the ins and outs of how to get somewhere from nowhere it's Paris. Look at this silly picture of them together - Paris even looks like she's dotting on her. Paris, help her, please. No one else will.